You've not yet been introduced to the *Derp*icorn, but you will next week. Stay tuned!
I will now tell you the story that I have to tell because my internal grammar nazi will not stop nagging me about it even though I cannot change this one situation because I was not directly involved. Try saying that in one breath. It happened while I visited Portland, Oregon. We were stuck at a light on a bridge . . . or something to that end. We weren't moving anywhere. Anyway, there was some people on the median that looked like this:
I don't remember the actual number, but if I did I wouldn't tell you anyway
What irked me was that there was no punctuation at all. Was it a question?
"Need Weed?" Hey guys, wanna get high? We sell drugs!"
Or was it a statement?
"Need Weed!" Dude, we ran out of drugs and our dealer was convicted and imprisoned. We need to get our fix! Can you sell us some?
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